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Anxious Energy - Premium - For the spicy brains
Anxious Energy - Premium - For the spicy brains
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⚡ LAF — ANXIOUS ENERGY
Hypervigilance Tee | Premium Heavyweight Edition
Introducing the drink you didn’t order but still can’t stop chugging: Anxious Energy. The tee version, that is. This design by Lame As F*ck spoofs the look of high-octane energy drinks — except instead of caffeine, it’s powered by spiralling thoughts, shallow breathing, and raw, unfiltered dread.
Perfect for those who wake up ready to panic and fall asleep overthinking tomorrow’s panic. It’s not calm, it’s not centred, but damn if it isn’t productive (for about seven minutes at a time).
Built on a premium heavyweight cotton tee that’s more stable than your nervous system — but just barely.
Product Details:
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey: 60% cotton / 40% polyester
- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction
- Ribbed 1x1 collar + single-needle edge stitching
Designed by LAF – Lame As F*ck
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Hypervigilance Tee | Premium Heavyweight Edition
Introducing the drink you didn’t order but still can’t stop chugging: Anxious Energy. The tee version, that is. This design by Lame As F*ck spoofs the look of high-octane energy drinks — except instead of caffeine, it’s powered by spiralling thoughts, shallow breathing, and raw, unfiltered dread.
Perfect for those who wake up ready to panic and fall asleep overthinking tomorrow’s panic. It’s not calm, it’s not centred, but damn if it isn’t productive (for about seven minutes at a time).
Built on a premium heavyweight cotton tee that’s more stable than your nervous system — but just barely.
Product Details:
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey: 60% cotton / 40% polyester
- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction
- Ribbed 1x1 collar + single-needle edge stitching
Designed by LAF – Lame As F*ck
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 45.7 | 75 |
| M | 50.8 | 77.5 |
| L | 55.9 | 80 |
| XL | 61 | 82.6 |
| 2XL | 66 | 85 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 87.6 |
| 4XL | 76.2 | 90.2 |
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