Stay Positive Or Else - Unisex Hoodie - For the spicy brains

😬 LAF — STAY POSITIVE (OR I’LL KILL YOU)
Toxic Positivity Hoodie | Midweight Street Edition

For those whose anxiety wears a smile and speaks in motivational quotes, this hoodie turns weaponised optimism into wearable therapy. The “Stay Positive (Or I’ll Kill You)” hoodie by Lame As F*ck delivers the kind of pep talk that comes with a side of panic.

Bold block typography meets anxious handwriting in a design that balances faux cheer with genuine dread. Signed off with a warm and threatening “Love from your Anxiety,” it’s ideal for anyone trying to meditate their way through a breakdown — or at least look good while spiralling.

Perfect for brisk nights, mental gymnastics, or group chats gone silent.

Designed by LAF – Lame As F*ck.

Product Details:
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood for extra warmth

⚠️ Sizing tip: Runs small. For the perfect fit (and a little breathing room), order one size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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