Anxious Energy - Unisex Hoodie - For the spicy brains

⚡ LAF — ANXIOUS ENERGY
Hypervigilance Hoodie | Midweight Street Edition

Welcome to your new favourite stimulant: Anxious Energy — now in hoodie form. This design from Lame As F*ck riffs on those hyper-branded energy drinks, only this one’s brewed from spiralling thoughts, shallow breaths, and that special brand of panic you can’t quite name.

For those who wake up exhausted, grind through the day, and fall asleep rehearsing arguments that never happened — this hoodie’s for you. It’s not calm. It’s not centred. But it’s definitely alert.

Crafted from a soft-yet-resilient cotton blend that’s (slightly) more grounded than your nervous system, this one keeps you warm while your thoughts run cold.

Designed by LAF – Lame As F*ck.

Product Details:
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood for structured chaos

⚠️ Sizing tip: Runs small. For maximum overstimulation comfort, consider sizing up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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