Meltdown O-Clock - Premium - For the spicy brains

Meltdown O’Clock Tee | Premium Heavyweight Edition

Some clocks count minutes. This one counts mental breakdowns. The “Anxiety: It’s Time” tee by Lame As F*ck features a warped red retro alarm clock oozing under the pressure, screaming one simple truth: It’s always time to worry about something.

This chaotic graphic lands hard with overlapping typography, vintage distressing, and that familiar feeling of the walls closing in around your to-do list. You’re not just late — you’re overwhelmed, undercaffeinated, and over it.

Built on our premium heavyweight cotton tee, it’s tough enough to wear through panic attacks and soft enough to cry into. Balanced, like all things should be.

Product Details:
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey: 60% cotton / 40% polyester
- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction
- Ribbed 1x1 collar + single-needle edge stitching

Designed by LAF – Lame As F*ck

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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