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Stay Positive Or Else - Premium - For the spicy brains
Stay Positive Or Else - Premium - For the spicy brains
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😬 LAF — STAY POSITIVE (OR I’LL KILL YOU)
Toxic Positivity Tee | Premium Heavyweight Edition
This one’s for the people whose inner voice sounds suspiciously like a passive-aggressive life coach. The “Stay Positive (Or I’ll Kill You)” tee by Lame As F*ck turns weaponised optimism into a fashion statement that screams, “I’m fine!” but also “blink twice if you need help.”
With its bold block typography and elegant script twist, it’s the perfect blend of corporate motivation and quiet existential meltdown. Topped off with a handwritten “Love from your Anxiety” — because what’s self-care without a bit of emotional blackmail?
Printed on our premium heavyweight cotton tee, this one holds its shape better than your coping mechanisms.
Product Details:
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey: 60% cotton / 40% polyester
- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction
- Ribbed 1x1 collar + single-needle edge stitching
Designed by LAF – Lame As F*ck
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Toxic Positivity Tee | Premium Heavyweight Edition
This one’s for the people whose inner voice sounds suspiciously like a passive-aggressive life coach. The “Stay Positive (Or I’ll Kill You)” tee by Lame As F*ck turns weaponised optimism into a fashion statement that screams, “I’m fine!” but also “blink twice if you need help.”
With its bold block typography and elegant script twist, it’s the perfect blend of corporate motivation and quiet existential meltdown. Topped off with a handwritten “Love from your Anxiety” — because what’s self-care without a bit of emotional blackmail?
Printed on our premium heavyweight cotton tee, this one holds its shape better than your coping mechanisms.
Product Details:
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey: 60% cotton / 40% polyester
- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction
- Ribbed 1x1 collar + single-needle edge stitching
Designed by LAF – Lame As F*ck
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 45.7 | 75 |
| M | 50.8 | 77.5 |
| L | 55.9 | 80 |
| XL | 61 | 82.6 |
| 2XL | 66 | 85 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 87.6 |
| 4XL | 76.2 | 90.2 |
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